...FUCK IT
I am constantly unsatisfied and frequently contradictory and rarely consistent. But I do try. Fo' realz.

littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

(via cynegetic)

Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.
- Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via meridastangledlocks)

This this this

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Look, the Pie!
- Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via wolfsfall)

(via mermaid-pussy)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via vincecarters)

Idea for a two-volume book series:

Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
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